Alright I'm gonna tell you guys a tip to calm down a seething angry girlfriend. (You must send bouquets my way for this since I'm being so generous and Addy this isn't any truce, our showdown is still on! :P) This is a formula tried, tested and practiced by my dear Bigde Nawab so I hope he doesn't kill me for writing this! Hehe! (Love you tons but this was just too cute!) Read on...
(IMPORTANT NOTE: RESULTS MAY VARY. IF IT DOESN'T WORK ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND-WELL, TOUGH LUCK! :P)
So when the girlfriend is raging like a mad bull (like I do when I am really ticked off!) there's a simple way to calm her wrath. Don't raise your voice even by mistake (that would be an error who's aftermath would be unforgettably sour!). Hear what she's saying and then in the saddest, cute puppy voice say to her, "I'm such a bad bf..I can't even keep you happy...Maybe you deserve someone better.." and stuff like that. Keep it going until the change in the girl's tone is evident and the wrath has melted. She'll most probably say things like "Oh baby, it's not like that....Of course, you keep me so happy". And by the end of it, she wouldn't even remember why she was pissed in the first place! ;)
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I love happy endings! :)
P.S.- If you've done something really really bad and that's why she's pissed, then just make amends. Easier and safer! Or the ghost of it shall come and haunt you again in another argument! :P
(@ Bigde Nawab : yes I knew this all the time! :P hehe!)
14 comments:
Omg! Seriously! So its a Universal Brotherhood Conspiracy To Tackle Angry Girlfriends (UBCTTAG) eh??? :P I knew it! ha! Look at how nice we girls are, we know it and let you guys get away with it! :P
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Its "UBC2TAG" actually! And it has many other points to handle the rage and avoid getting engulfed in the fire! You have only ONE! Tsk Tsk Tsk.......and you think you know all! I could have told ya. But under UBC2TAG I have to stand with your bf on this.......(and willingly) ;)
@Vipul: Thanks! I have done that!
@Addy: Ha! Why would i betray my "Universal Sisterhood Manual Of Understanding Boyfriend's Tactics" (USMUBT!)?
This was just a sneak-peak, a teaser, I wouldn't let out all the info! Or else, dude, how would you guys use ur silly UBC2TAG tactics and smile smugly to yourself thinking you got away with it! :P Trust me, we KNOW! :P
And yes, my bf hasn't read this yet! Hehe! When he does, whoa!!! I dont know if he'll want to kill me or be glad I haven't killed him yet!Hehe! :P ;)
But seriously, it makes no difference when you're with the right person! You still love them anyways! :)
hahaha! sure it makes no difference when you're with the right person! Cant agree more on that....... :)
But, these stupid manuals and tactics sure make it..............i dunno better? may be.......
@ Adi: well yea, they make it a wee bit easier! ;) yes we agreed on a point!hi-5!
Saying that sort of thing makes my girlfriend angrier because she expects me to know that she loves me and that I'm not what made her mad
@Anonymous: Well, yea...the thing works only if you are at fault. But the article was only tongue-in-cheek! Not serious. The best thing you can do is cheer her up (cracking silly jokes,etc) if it's somebody else's fault, or being truly sorry and making it upto her if it's coz of you that she' pissed off! Good luck!
Depends on the 'crime' committed and the personality of the girl, could work, but don't use it all the time or she will get annoyed, trust me, i am a girl and i got annoyed after he constantly was saying this. :P
@justagirl: That's true.. it all depends on the situation.. and yes, if it is overused it will backfire! Thanks for warning the boys! :) I should have added a statutory warning in my post! ;)
I wish this would work on my girlfriend... but it would only result in her telling me i'm acting like a bitch and the "grow a pair". Lol
@Sebastian: Hahaha! You know, simply hearing her out will work just fine. :) Trust me.
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